TheDarkman's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[shit]

Sure.Maybe you have pussed out of your self-obligations (hell, we've all been there) But at least you were creative enough to make me chuckle and keep me mildly entertained.

Through the portal with you...

[SpaceDrone]

Awesome game! Just some small critique though, you should make it so that you can turn in place without moving forward or back. That would make it much more possible to line up your shots. Though, perhaps it's a powerup?

PronomicalArtist responds:

I might update the game so you can do that. Thank you for your constructive feedback!

It should however be said that a lot the upgrades in shop help with this.

[Rex: Origins]

The dialogue at the beginning almost turned me off of this. Glad I played it....Fak that last level tho...

Kwing responds:

Yeah, I wasn't sure how I wanted this game to come out but silly usually does well at Game Jams so that's what I aimed for.

[FlapyBlock]

Needless to say, Flappy Bird games have been done to death...Might I suggest making the jump happen on a key press event instead of a key release event? It would make to control feel a lot smoother.

[Minute of Rage]

You were presumably going for a rage game right? In that regard, it definitely isn't bad. I was just disappointed when I didn't get a medal for beating survival.

Wolod responds:

Medal status is being checked on every game startup. So your medal will unlock eventually. Try to temporarily disable Adblock (if you use one) and run game again.

[Predictor]

This is better off as a widget for a website or a small app, not a flash game.

[Concerned Joe]

Awesome game

If not for the gameplay and hilarious narrator, then for the soundtrack. Great job!

3D-xelu responds:

AWESOME REVIEW!

[Lingerie Monster Madness]

Well....

Repetitive and simple.

frznrayn responds:

So you came back to 'review' again after your first zero points got deleted? Well, that says a lot.

[Super Filly Adventure]

Yeah thanks....thanks alot....

Now I'll probably start watching that damn show on the hub, thanks to you...

Friggin....

Dark ending was the best. I would have made a fourth ending, getting out of the forest somehow, but that's just me.

Jay6 responds:

It's a good show, honestly. The only reason most people hate it is because they never watched the show, nor do they want to.
And yeah, well... if you want to escape the forest, that's what Story of the Blanks basically is. This one, you're trapped forreeeeverrrrrrrr!